Tombed Raider

in Hits & Misses by
“Last meal request? That’s easy.
A turducken… served on
Lambeau’s 50 by a nude Bret Farve.

John Madden
NFL coach, commentator, corn pone.
April 10, 1936 – December 28, 2021.
Aged 85 years.

Most recognized for: John called the shots for the Oakland Raiders throughout the 70’s, where he set records and reeled in a Super Bowl championship. What followed was a successful career on television… where he pimped foot cream, steakhouses, light beer, video games, and Bret Favre. But less than 3 days after Fox aired a documentary on his life, Mr. Madden was off the air for good.

Selected by: Goble & Hog 1