CHOKE!
Henry Judah Heimlich –
Surgeon, medical researcher, personal space invader.
February 3, 1920 – December 17, 2016.
Aged 96 years.
Most recognized for: Inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver and other dance moves.
From the Pink, to the Stink
Craig Graham Sager –
Sports broadcaster, announcer, color-blind haberdasher’s wet dream.
June 29, 1951 – December 15, 2016.
Aged 65 years.
Most recognized for: NBA sideline reporting and some absolutely hideous wardrobe choices.
Thicke… as a Brick.
Alan Willis Thicke –
Actor, composer, Canadian.
March 1, 1947 – December 13, 2016.
Aged 69 years.
Most recognized for: Played the dad on Growing Pains… and fathered the dude in the Beetlejuice suit that Miley Cyrus molested on MTV.
Sayonara, Space Man!
John Herschell Glenn Jr. –
Astronaut, senator, overachiever.
July 18, 1921 – December 8, 2016.
Aged 95 years.
Most recognized for: 1st American in space that wasn’t a primate.