Frenchman Surrenders

in Hits & Misses by

Jacque Chirac
Ex-Head of State, career politician, frog.
29 November 1932 – 26 September 2019.
Aged 86 years.

Most recognized for: He served as mayor of Paris for almost 20 years and was subsequently elected President of France in 1995… an office he held for 12 years. In the wake of 9/11, George Dub’ya’s trigger-finger was itching to teach somebody (anybody) a lesson in respect… but Jack was the most adamant non-supporter of the war on terror… leading to menu changes at greasy spoons throughout the US.