King Kohl ist Kaput

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Of course I did. Deal with it!”
 
 
 

Helmut Kohl
Ex-chancellor of Germany, EU architect, commie-hatin’ kraut.
April 3, 1930 – June 16, 2017.
Aged 87 years.

Most recognized for: Instrumental in the re-unification of Germany after the collapse of the Iron Curtain, he was often ridiculed for being portly and unsophisticated by his political detractors. But come on… the dude was known for holding day-long policy meetings with nothing but beer & sauerkraut on the table. Of course he’s gonna get fat & smelly. Would you rather have the Berlin Wall back?