Richards Outlives Another

in Hits & Misses by
“They say, ‘you are what you eat.’
Swallow enough of Keith Richards’ spunk and this is what you get, sweetie.”
  

Anita Pallenberg
Actress, artist, rock-n-roll cum dumpster.
January 25, 1944 – June 13, 2017.
Aged 73 years.

Most recognized for: She had a handful of film appearances, including “Barbarella” and “Mister Lonely”… but she’s best known for her role as a spread pair of skyward-pointed legs for just about any member of The Rolling Stones. She banged Brian Jones, Mick Jagger, and ultimately Keith Richards… with whom she bore 3 children. One can only guess how fuuuucked up those kids are.