No Way, No Way

in Hits & Misses by
“Do you people have any idea
how hard it is to
NOT get salsa on this outfit
before a show?”

José José
Singer, actor, beanbag.
February 17, 1948 – September 28, 2019.
Aged 71 years.

Most recognized for: Born José Rómulo Sosa Ortiz, he was kinda/sorta the Neil Diamond of Mexico. Known for his tear-jerking ballads about love, loss, and tacos, José held a special place in the hearts of latinos all over the globe. But fame has a nasty way of exacting it’s vengeance upon a man’s constitution… especially his liver. After years of various health struggles, the old balladeer finally went belly up.

Selected by: Abra Cadaver