Casket Assembly Underway

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Ingvar Kamprad
Business magnate, billionaire, Swede.
March 30, 1926 – January 27, 2018
Aged 91 years.

Most recognized for: As founder of Swedish garbage store IKEA, he was Europe’s 3rd wealthiest man when he croaked. It’s rumored – in accordance with his last wishes – that his remains are to be carefully subdivided, labeled, encased in styrofoam, and packed tightly into a cardboard box with confusing pictographic instructions for reassembly in the afterlife.