Pucker Up

in Hits & Misses by
“Wait…. performing analingus creates
an elevated risk for throat cancer?!
For real bro?!?”
 

Mark Sallig
Actor, musician, pedophile.
August 17, 1982 – January 30, 2018.
Aged 35 years.

Most recognized for: As mohawked jock Noah “Puck” Puckerman on TV’s “Glee,” Mr. Sallig was the stuff of dreams to teenage girls across the country. Unfortunately, those teenagers were much too old for Mark’s tastes… as proven by a raid of his home by the LAPD’s Child Crime Task Force.  He pleaded guilty, but rather than spend the next 4 to 7 tossing salads, he took a rope-ride just before sentencing.  Where’s Logic when you need him?!?